Bloggfrslur mnaarins, nvember 2007

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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Hehehehhe finnst gtt a skella essu inn ljsi umrna sem hafa tt sr sta bloggheimum dag....

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

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Gar stundir ;)


magnaur gjrningur!

Horfi myndina..hgra megin er hs a fura upp. Vinstra megin m sj slkkvilismenn a strfum. Aeins fyrir ofan (ekki inni mynd) er G A GLPA T UM GLUGGANN MINN OG F TAUGAFALL!!!

g vaknai laust fyrir tv ntt vi mikinn fnyk inn binni. jverjinn svaf sem fastast og kttinn hvar hvergi a sj. g vesenaist fram og til baka heima, sannfr um a g hefi ekki drepi ngu vel sgarettu ea misst gl niur einhvers staar. Svo kkti g t um gardnurnar og Grettisgatan var undirlg af reyk, greinilega ekki af mnum skum. Opnai hurina t ar sem g rakst austur-evrpsku konuna sem ber t eitthva nefnt morgunbla og hn gargai mig "FIRE FIRE CALL POLICE" gegn um reykinn. svo a hurin hafi ekki veri opin meira en hlfa mntu var a ng til a fylla litlu bina mna af reyk og lykt. Auvita var slkkvilii bi a f upphringingu og ur en fyrr var voru 3 strir brunablar og teljandi lggublar mttir svi me tilheyrandi ljsa-show-i og ltum. Allt allt held g a etta hafi teki ca.1 1/2-2 tma a n niur eldinum, en egar g fr t morgun voru eir enn a rannsaka og brast arna.

g ver a segja a ll agerin gekk vel og fagmannlega fyrir sig, og a er magna a fylgjast me essum mnnum a strfum. Reyndar var undirritu ekki ein af eim sem var rst t r hsi snu, en urfti a troa pa gluggann (sem er beyglaur og ekki hgt a loka almennilega) til a reyna a halda reyknum fr. En g gat ekki sliti augun af essum gjrningi, og a horfa reyk-kafarana koma t r hsinu kolsvarta framan, rfa af sr grmuna og hella sig vatni....etta var hreint t sagt trlegt! mean slkkvilismennirnir spluu hsi a utan og innan og lggan hlt svinu ruggu st mn upp glugga einsog smstelpa me stjrnur augunum!
Reyndar ni mn svo miki sem engum svefn vegna ljsasningarinnar og kattar-hyggjum en a skipti engu mli, ar sem a sem gekk fyrir utan gluggann var meira spennandi en nokkur bmynd.

Mikil blessun var a enginn var hsinu. etta hs hefur nefnilega veri yrnir augum margra Grettisgtunni ar sem ar hefur safnast saman tigangsflk og (oft tum) eiturlyfjaneytendur, sem hafa valdi hvaa, usla og gindum hj ngrnnunum (og undirritari). Sasta sumar var srlega slmt a essu leiti, lgreglan var stanum anna hvert kvld a rsa t li og reyna a hafa stjrn mlinu. Srstakt a skuli kvikna hsinu nttina eftir a frtt birtist um vandaml hstkumanna og tigangsflks...kannski einhver a reyna a vekja athygli einhverju..?

En undir morgun var kisi binn a skila sr heim (gvislof) og mn ni loksins a festa sm svefn..btti n ekki r skk a urfa a mta vinnuna klukkutma seinna, en mnir yndislegu samstarfsmenn hafa skipa mr a koma mr heim og leggja mig nokkra tma, ar sem augljst er a ltinn svefn var a f ntt (nema maur s jverjinn, sem svaf etta allt meira og minna af sr, enda ekki merkisml fyrir marga a eldur logi gtunni eirra...) ...

Enn og aftur, fimmfalt hrra fyrir slkkvilismnnunum, reykkfurunum, lgreglumnnunum og sjkraliunum sem mssuu etta Grettisgtunni ntt. Eitt or yfir etta starf eirra:

R E S P E C T.


mbl.is Eldur vi Grettisgtu
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

undirskriftir skast!!!

Ef r er annt um mibinn og skemmtanalfi ar endilega kvitti!!!

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BJRGUM Q-BAR OG LLUM HINUM!!!

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Viti i hva...?

g bara hef ekkert a segja essa dagana nema gott. a er eitthva kjnalegt og islegt a gerast innra me mr og g einfaldlega r ekki vi a! a er alaandi og hugnanlegt sama tma en g er a farast r spenningi rtt fyrir allt! Lfi er gott og g s enga stu til a pirrast yfir neinu dag; svo a veri s a fara forgrum...

a mtti halda a g hefi bora fulla krs af firildum!

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